2021 10YF Pre-Season Preview
by KodiiRockets 3 years ago
AFC EAST
New England Patriots – Can Lynchy continue what looked to be a torrid pace before the restart? After searching for years for decent Pats user when they were good, he comes along when they’re bad, smh. Is there anyone in the East that can keep Mac n’ Cheese from winning ROY? Doubt it, bums.
Miami Dolphins – No Tua, No Problem? Not quite, but we’ll see. Missing dev upgrades makes this season an uphill battle for shonejohn and Jacoby Briskett, stay tuned folks, we might have a full blown implosion coming soon.
Buffalo Bills – How to take one of the best rosters in the game straight to mediocrity? Easy, watch these games and find out, it’s quite impressive actually. We’ll see if knickerbocker can strap up and make this team a contender going into the season. Josh Allen can run with the ball too you know?
New York Jets – How low can expectations get? Joey D is fighting for the 1st pick, perennially. Some staph infection that exasperated Beckton’s injury and extended it to a whole season should make this fun. Hopefully we can see some progress from NY’s Mormon QB of the Future with the smoking hot mom.
AFC WEST
LA Chargers – Our resident schedule nazi Sueppel has had this team rolling the past few cycles, can some new talent in the West keep him from remaining at the top of this division? Really tough to call for this division, it’s going to be a bloodbath.
KC Chiefs – Can our former 10YF Champion Jazzy fend off the Chargers, Broncos and Raiders to claw his way back to the top of the division and return KC to SB glory, we’ll find out shortly. In Skunkgrass we Trust.
Denver Broncos – Since joining this season, druww has proven to be a formidable foe. We’ll see if he has enough spin moves to claw his way to the top of one of our toughest divisions. We still have yet to see him and bhruuw in the chat at the same time. Shenanigans, I’m sure.
LV Raiders – One season 12-4, the next season 4-12, can our mercurial Raiders owner CoachFlood find what it takes to compete in this division? More importantly, can Josh Jacobs handle the workload? I doubt it, but this rounds out one of, if not THE toughest division in the league.
AFC North
Cincinatti Bengals – Whatever is going on in Cincy, it can’t be because of that trash excuse for chili they have. But it looks like good things are going on and besides a nonsensical loss to the Lions, Zeploahhh looks ready to introduce you all to his Big Dick…Joe, that is.
Baltimore Ravens – If Escobar can figure out a way to utilize Lamar properly, he may just..run away with this division.*snort laugh* Some surprising victories before the restart have us wondering if he may be able to make this division his over the next few seasons. Are they for real?
Pittsburgh Steelers – A perennial playoff team, our resident educator DeJohn has seen a marketed decrease in production over the past few cycles, we’re just happy to have him with us and mentally healthy. Plus he introduced me to an interesting medieval concept called the Blood Eagle, yuck.
Cleveland Browns – How do you take what is the best roster in the game and make the team god awful? Watch any of Cavs streams and find out! It’s actually impressive that someone that plays this much Madden refuses to learn from his mistakes, but alas, here we are…
AFC South
Tennessee Titans – Somehow finding time to play between grad school, Syndicate has always been one of our more solid users in regards to skill. After a rough start and taking time off to focus on his studies, he seems to be back with a vengeance this cycle, depending on if his opponents can figure out his cover 2. Good luck.
Jacksonville Jaguars – If we provided a trophy for waking up at 3 AM to play your games, for keeping the chat alive, for being most invested in the league, or being the biggest weirdo, they all would be given to coachmac, hands down. But we don’t, so 2nd in the division is the best we can do.
Indianapolis Colts – No avatar, no problem, no wins either. Now years removed from his win over Lord Thundy, and the amazing Deshaun Watson game altering fumble, gphenom has his favorite QB fighting for relevancy. We’ll see if he can figure out a way to be relevant in this division.
Houston Texans – I don’t even know what to say, akidnamedpat made a sacrifice for the league and asked for the Texans since he knew no one else would want them. Solid dude, shitty team. Those Colts/Texans games are must watch TV. We’ll see what he can do going forward with this squad.
NFC East
Washington FT – After a switch from the Titans, we’ll see if Asagikoii can make something of this awful team, luckily, he’s in the worst division and can probably use backups to win against the meager ‘competition’ that the NFC Least offers. Depending on how those matchups go with the Eagles, this might be a cakewalk.
Philadelphia Eagles – Our young Padawan curleyfrii has stopped the color commentary for his streams, but he’s all in and has these Eagles looking dangerous. With a rough work schedule and 4 free wins every season, the only thing stopping him from winning the division is his availability. Fly Eagles Fly.
NY Giants – What does Miller Light, Bill Goldberg, and losing have in common? Who fucking knows, but jb has found a way to make them all synonymous with his name. Let’s see if he can put something together with an upgraded Giants roster. We all know the answer though.
Dallas Cowboys – Heavy sigh… SmashMouth ladies and gentlemen, worked his ass off for the past year to get a PS5 and join us this cycle, just so that he could take ugly L’s every week. He’s got America’s team and that’s all that matters to him!
NFC West
Arizona Cardinals – Proving that 10YF is an all inclusive league, our only transsexual member, jdzero had Kyler rolling before the restart, besides an inexplicable loss to the Jaguars, this team looks like it may do some damage going forward.
Seattle Seahawks – A man of the people, a bastion of truth, an absolutely charming brother/husband/and father, KodiiRockets, a living example of class and grace is heading up Russ and is probably being modest by putting 2nd place in the division on his team. Let. Russ. Cook.
San Francisco 49ers – I’ve never seen anyone derive so much fun from complaining about every loss, every season, yet here we are. nickysavage hates everything every other day about this game, but he’s here playing with us in between wrestling and band practice. You figure that one out.
LA Rams – A once decent Madden player has turned into a shadow of his former self, can CEO pull it together enough to realize the potential of this roster? Will he realize that multiple interceptions per game is not a winning strategy? Hmph, I doubt it, he’s been doing it for years. We’ll see if the game has passed him by this cycle.
NFC North
Green Bay Packers – bhruuw has this team rolling, can he keep it together during the playoffs well enough to bring the Lombardi back to…Titletown(fart noise). He has the perfect roster, he’s a great user who executes well, and so this may be the season. Still, FTP.
Chicago Bears – Can Kui return back to his old glory days where he had the Bears contending perennially? We’ll see what he does to re-spark that Madden fire that he’s sorely lacked for the past few seasons. Moving into a new house, cleaning up America’s disasters, and running the shittiest league in existence takes a toll on you folks.
Minnesota Vikings – God I hate this state, I can never ever spell it correctly no matter how hard I try, anywho, RW came in like a wrecking ball, we’ll see if he can get Kirk/Kurt? I never know which one is correct with that bum either. Eff this team too. Bears in 6
Detroit Lions – This team had it going before the re-start, everyone complaining about injuries and this team got absolutely decimated by the restart, losing key pieces via bad moves from the Lion’s brass, as well as overall EA fuckery. Season 1 is going to be a struggle, but AngelicProphet didn’t expect to do well the first go round, give em hell Warden.
NFC North
Tampa Bay Buccaneers – One of our best users, one of the league’s best rosters, what could possibly go wrong? Gonna be a tough out every week for anyone who plays this team. We’ll see if Born can return to the championship form that has Fonz riding his dick years later. Get a room, nasty asses.
Carolina Panthers – What can I say? I don’t need to, because Adotleon is always in the chat with blabbering nonsense. Our resident reddit wildling is finding new and improved ways to cheese his way to the top daily. Can the self-proclaimed ‘league’s most hated’ (definitely coachmac btw) continue CMC cheesing his way to the top of this division? Perhaps.
Atlanta Falcons – Robbie Banks has this Falcons team looking like plum butt. With Matty Ice and that awful contract, you can’t really blame him, but I will. Pitts and having WRs playing linebackers are the only seemingly redeeming qualities for this team that is still trying to recover from…well, you know.
New Orleans Saints – As a Saints user, you either need to be creative enough to use all of the Taysum Hill packages included in the Saints playbook, or a good enough user to overcome Jameis’ deficiencies, apparently Alkhalde is neither. I haven’t heard anything from this man in weeks, then he pops in the chat asking if anyone wants to take the Saints for the restart. He’s a trooper and a good member. Godspeed sir.